Spouta

God I hate morning people! And this phrase is one of the main reasons why: “Good morning sunshine!” It’s always spoken with such condenscension by someone who happened to wake up a couple of hours earlier than someone else. They woke up a bit earlier and have already read the newspaper and eaten breakfast, and now they’re a fundamentally better and more worthy human being. Well guess what morning asshole, I stayed up two hours later than you last night. We both had a 17 hour day yesterday. What’s the difference what portion of the day you are awake?

Morning people are always fucking with the rest of us by using this expression. Normal people need their own saying to fuck with morning people when they go to bed two hours earlier than the rest of us (just so they can wake up earlier and feel better about themselves). I suggest “Good night pussy!”

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