Shut the Fuck Up About Flying Cars
You hear it every now and then, almost always from a lazy fuck guy, “I thought we were supposed to have flying cars by now. Where’s my flying car!” They say it in a half joking but half serious way. I’m really tired of hearing this gripe because the truth is if we had flying cars, then the airways would be just as fucked up as the highways are now. Because here’s a little secret lazy fuck guy: If you have a flying car then so does everyone else. And everyone else will be taking to the skies to try to beat traffic and then there will be traffic in the skies, too. The flying car quip is not funny, so please shut the fuck up about flying cars.
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December 1st, 2011 at 1:19 am
100% agree! And what happen when flying cars crash? There’s never a survivor. The flying cars fall to the ground or veer into buildings and kill more people. And how about if you hit happy hour then fly your drunk ass home? Drunks in flying cars…it would happen. How about teenage drivers? A teen girl in a flying car talking to her friends while flying over my house? No thanks. Flying cars suck.